speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

it’s really weird how i’ll eventually be the literal worst thing on the planet for humans:

an old white man

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

whoredinarygirl:

i’m about to blow my paycheck

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DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.

ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS


"Homer, that’s not God.  That’s just a waffle that Bart tossed up there."

"Homer, that’s not God.  That’s just a waffle that Bart tossed up there."

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

katsplanet:

rilakkuma does not want to go to work today

katsplanet:

rilakkuma does not want to go to work today

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

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