*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
it’s really weird how i’ll eventually be the literal worst thing on the planet for humans:
an old white man
i’m about to blow my paycheck
leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit
because it’s all a big secret right
NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS
Face Swap Of The Week: Up.
Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.
rilakkuma does not want to go to work today
How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)